What do you think God is made of?
Is his skin quilted with the tears of those who fear him?
Is his DNA sewn together with that of love?
Do you think he ever misses Eve? Ever blushes when he thinks of how she clothed her naked body for the first time?
I think God lost a little bit of hope in love
when Adam blamed Eve in the Garden.
I think he wanted to take Eve’s hand and
apologize for sending Adam, when he could
have just loved her himself.
the whole concept of flirting is just lost on me most of the time really. whenever someone is like “oh they were flirting with you” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “were you flirting with them?” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “oh you totally were flirting with them!” i’m just like. what. what is flirting. what is going on. what. i have no idea what’s going on. what
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once
Apply to clueless straight and/or cis ppl of all genders everywhere.
— When You’re Falling, Dive: Lessons in the Art of Living, by Mark Matousek (via maryhuynh)